someone in my family has something against my oral hygiene. i haven’t figured out who the culprit is yet, but since i’ve been home i’ve gone through five tooth brushes. i got home on may 10th. two and a half months, and someone has either used my toothbrush without my knowledge, or thrown it out while i was away. at first, i thought it was just that someone mistook my toothbrush for their own. but, after i wrote my name on the new one with sharpie, and colored it up and down with different vibrant colors, i found out that was not the case. then i realized that the sharpie ink rubbed off on my hand with every use. naturally, i pinned this as the reason someone had thrown that toothbrush out. so there i was, painting toothbrush number five with nailpolish. it now has an entirely green handle, and a purple neck, and says “AMY” in teal down the front. however, this morning i woke up to go brush my teeth, and my toothbrush was out of the holster, laying face up on the counter. who is against me brushing my teeth?